Total Medals Earned: 1,360 (From 194 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,920 Points
Medals Earned: 5/9 (60/360 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/175 points)
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/490 points)
Medals Earned: 6/18 (80/385 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (150/300 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/235 points)
Medals Earned: 16/21 (425/825 points)
Medals Earned: 8/18 (140/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Based on a true story.
Get to the party!
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
What a SHOCKING experience!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
View all the screwy, bolty and nutty art work!
Watch the end credits.
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat level two!
Beat level one.
Beat the game!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Complete the tutorial to begin your journey.
Pimp out your ride with all possible modules.
Upgrade one of your sub-systems.
Complete 10 Objectives.
Uncover all the buried items.
Find all the lost items.
Find all the Alien artifacts to complete the 'story'.
Upgrade all sub-systems to their maximum levels.
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
reach space
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Trap the squirrel
Get all 10 stones
Get Bee Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
