I need more Whiskey For This

No, really I do...

OK time for me to join the rest of the whores on the street, but in a different fashion.

As with most other whores in the business, I have my reasons for being here. Some want money, some want pleasure, others want pain, I want fame. I want to get to the top of the Art Reviewers list, and you guys are going to help me get there.
: hey everyone needs some one to step on, right?

So here it is, Im going to become a review whore. You guys bring me art, Ill review it.
Simple enough, but there are some rules, you know, like some Asian chicks have a no tentacle rule.
Rules:
~I wont be reviewing in the thread. When you want something reviewed you Post the picture using the include picture box, and include a link to the picture in the portal. I will not hunt down your profile, I will not hunt down the picture. Ill make a post replying to people when I have reviewed their pieces.
~If you want more than one picture reviewed, you must make a new post.
~I dont care if you are scouted or not, if its in the portal, Ill review it. Im not picky about my customers.
~I will be taking on 5 customers a day. If I choose to do more, then great, if not well, there is always tomorrow.
~I dont deal in hot goods. If I know the stuff is stolen, then I wont review it, but I will report it. Im sure the fuzz (mods) are already annoyed that I tend to have them on speed dial.
~Im only doing art reviews as a result of this, So dont ask about reviewing flash or audio or anything.

Those who know me, know Im pretty rough. So if your afraid of having a bruised ego, then Im not the whore for you. Regardless of me being harsh, I do try to give a solid review.

So what do you say you got a nickel to ride this Beast!

Review Whore
~Aka Kinsei

Link to thread
Link to portal whore

I need more Whiskey For This

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TurkeyOnAStick 2011-01-04 10:23:11

hey kinsei fish bucket sewage art is mine tyranosaurus rex i think im in love with a girl two doors down if you search chicka chicka bow wow i will fondle cockerels naughty bits you potato waffle waffling versatile who you think you are? some kind of jesus superstar? wing commander go!! sup g man big up to my art theft posse 8======3

Kinsei 2011-01-04 10:23:11

um...o.0.... I don't speak mod, except ban hammer?.....
I think? What?....
o.o....

Fifty-50 2011-01-04 23:18:47

Nice job shooting another art thief Kinsei. Well done.

Kinsei 2011-01-04 23:18:47

I guess we all gotta have hobbies, right?

zachdamacman 2011-01-08 23:58:42

Do you go zero to sixty when you get on the whiskey?

Kinsei 2011-01-08 23:58:42

well.... yeah, something like that :P

micah5775 2011-01-15 10:35:34

sup failure ill report you again failure pants ill report yer art like all the time

Kinsei 2011-01-15 10:35:34

yeah, like reporting me worked so well last time.
So yeah feel free to report all you want.

Fifty-50 2011-01-18 00:03:02

Wow, I just looked at that guy above me. He's pretty "odd". I didn't know newgrounds has a report thing.

Fifty-50 2011-01-18 00:05:35

Scratch my last comment. Obvious troll is obvious.

Kinsei 2011-01-18 00:05:35

lol.
He's no obvious, he's fail troll....

argile 2011-01-20 00:09:58

Hey I sort of missed what you've said before you called it a night. But do you think I'd be able to keep the room up if i had the machine set to sleep?

Kinsei 2011-01-20 00:09:58

I'm not sure if it would remain up in sleep mode.... oh well if nothing else at least another one can always be made.

micah5775 2011-01-22 10:03:57

sorry Kinsei01 please stop reporting

Kinsei 2011-01-22 10:03:57

um... you know..... Nah! Brb Reports going out nao!

Trix 2011-02-01 05:32:05

You don't play with me anymore!!! Do you ... do you have someone else? :'(

Kinsei 2011-02-01 05:32:05

What? someone else? Nah lass, never. Your the only one for me, or my name isn't Bender Bending Rodriguez

CloudEater 2011-02-08 08:48:25

ew.

Kinsei 2011-02-08 08:48:25

Yeah >:D

cooljoy 2011-03-07 16:10:59

Hmph

Kinsei 2011-03-07 16:10:59

After all my Hard work of tracking down all the art you stole, a "Hmph" is all I get.
Talk about unappreciative

Fifty-50 2011-03-11 07:11:39

Well done Kinsei! You've shot down another one! I 'd like to congratulate you. Thanks to you newgrounds is once more less one art thief.

CloudEater 2011-03-16 05:45:24

I'm tired of you treating me this way! :'(

Kinsei 2011-03-16 05:45:24

It's for the good of mankind. You must endure to save us all!

miki424 2011-03-25 17:06:31

Thanks for leaving my account and thanks for looking at my art i am going to put up some new ones soon!

miki424 2011-03-25 17:12:23

Hey i now know what art theif is and that was mean thanks to you i am not going to put my art on art portal and forget mt last comment I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU ON MY ACCOUNT AGAIN!

Kinsei 2011-03-25 17:12:23

Aw, and here I was hoping to make friends with the thieves I catch

Trix 2011-05-04 05:26:00

I always liked you Kinsei. You are a funny and surprisingly wise guy. Don't let the bitches let you down! Wooo! (I don't know where I stole that from.)

Kinsei 2011-05-04 05:26:00

even the wisest of men can look like hippies, Right
: Damn Hippies !!!1!!!111eleven!!
:P

MajesticBob 2011-05-27 00:42:55

You man whore you. Also Red Stag, Whiskey of champions.

Kinsei 2011-05-27 00:42:55

lol Stag is good. A good friend got me to try some back in phoenix.... now if I could just afford some.... lol

MajesticBob 2011-05-27 09:31:05

Stag is super cheap in NH, Like $10 for a Big bottle. But if you don't live in or near New England like I do then your sol.

CommanderMeaty 2011-06-25 02:18:19

Thanks a lot for giving me advice :)

agrnyfaic 2011-08-06 20:18:02

YOU SIR,ARE A GENIUS!

Kinsei 2011-08-06 20:18:02

yes, yes I am.
Thank you for the Recognition

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