No, really I do...
OK time for me to join the rest of the whores on the street, but in a different fashion.
As with most other whores in the business, I have my reasons for being here. Some want money, some want pleasure, others want pain, I want fame. I want to get to the top of the Art Reviewers list, and you guys are going to help me get there.
: hey everyone needs some one to step on, right?
So here it is, Im going to become a review whore. You guys bring me art, Ill review it.
Simple enough, but there are some rules, you know, like some Asian chicks have a no tentacle rule.
~I wont be reviewing in the thread. When you want something reviewed you Post the picture using the include picture box, and include a link to the picture in the portal. I will not hunt down your profile, I will not hunt down the picture. Ill make a post replying to people when I have reviewed their pieces.
~If you want more than one picture reviewed, you must make a new post.
~I dont care if you are scouted or not, if its in the portal, Ill review it. Im not picky about my customers.
~I will be taking on 5 customers a day. If I choose to do more, then great, if not well, there is always tomorrow.
~I dont deal in hot goods. If I know the stuff is stolen, then I wont review it, but I will report it. Im sure the fuzz (mods) are already annoyed that I tend to have them on speed dial.
~Im only doing art reviews as a result of this, So dont ask about reviewing flash or audio or anything.
Those who know me, know Im pretty rough. So if your afraid of having a bruised ego, then Im not the whore for you. Regardless of me being harsh, I do try to give a solid review.
So what do you say you got a nickel to ride this Beast!